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Congratulations! You've clicked the wizard and found a hidden area.

I admit, there's not much to do here.

In fact, I'm not sure why you're still here.

Still scrolling?

Well, I guess we can't leave you with nothing, so here's a little story.

So, I had this friend named Greg. Greg was quite the tech enthusiast. He'd often buy the latest gadgets, only to find himself tangled in a web of cords, manuals, and incomprehensible instructions. One day, Greg comes to me, all excited. He says, "I just got this new AI assistant! It's supposed to be the smartest thing ever. Can identify anything!"

I'm intrigued, so I visit him. He points to a sleek device on his table. "Watch this!" he exclaims. "Hey AI, what's this?" He holds up an apple.

The AI promptly responds, "That's an apple."

Impressed, I decide to test it further. I hold up a pen. "Hey AI, what's this?"

The AI answers, "That's a pen."

Then Greg smugly holds up his tangled mess of cords, chargers, and whatnot. "Hey AI, what's this?"

The AI pauses for a moment and then responds, "That, Greg, is a cry for help."

Well, now it's time for you to return from whence you came, so I'll just leave you with this one final piece of advice: 

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, always have a stash of rubber ducks. They might not help, but they'll definitely make things more interesting.

-Your Friendly Neighborhood Website Designer

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